Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics
You have no idea how many
HELL YES I HAVE <3
Well with things like fifty shades of Grey and Twilight, what can you expect?
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
finally, it has appeared on my dash
Well that was unexpected.
I was not expecting this
no one ever does
Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.
gee i wonder why
Filed under thing #4982 that the movies fucked up.
when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
And then there’s this adorable motherfucker who’s always happiest when in the presence of animals or children.
If I discover that the person I’m attracted to has a way with kids, I’d want him to have his way with me and be the father of my children.